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The first rule of dick club. Give warning and get consent.

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“Touching me anywhere at all. Men: sit on your hands if you have to but do not touch a girl on the first date. She will touch you if she likes you.”

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To his tremendous discomfort, he realized the messages were being sent from his own number…to his own number.

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And it is for my fellow females as much as for my dude friends that I declare that, while still rare, this reality is not only possible, but it already exists!

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After receiving an unsolicited dick pic, a woman hilariously turns the tables by convincing him that he needs to see a doctor.

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“I’d walk around town rockin’ a boner in basketball shorts.”

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“The ultimate loss of lady boner…living with your parents.”

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This is a long ride, but it is totally worth it.

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“One time a dude sent me a dick pic but he used the mirror filter so that it looked like a dick was growing out of a dick. That was odd.”

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If you do happen to receive a dick pic — and you also happen to be dastardly evil — you could do what this person did.