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“You don’t think I’m smart enough to work in your fucking library!”

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Something weird is going to happen. My recently single, reliably wonderful friend named “Mansion” is going on a road trip with a (very) old boyfriend. Okay, so her name’s not really “Mansion.” But so what if it was?

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In the next few days, the Supreme Court of the United States is expected to rule on two historic cases, ones that could legalize same-sex marriage at the federal level making it a legally-protected right from sea-to-shining sea.

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Gays can relate to Hillary’s pain in having dealt with a cheating man because, well, we’ve dealt with them too.

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Even some presidents don’t believe in it.

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I saw this documentary when I was in high school; before that, I’d glamorized the idea of being a scandalously young rock star, and these girls were kick ass pioneers, but they were also broken to the core by the industry.