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In 2015, 90.9% of all Americans were enrolled in health insurance of some kind.

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Although “uneducated” doesn’t necessarily mean the same thing as “total idiot,” the underlying assumption you are cognitively hardwired to make is that “uneducated” means “unlearned,” “unknowledgeable,” “unskilled,” and to a certain extent, “uncultured.”

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“African Americans seem to have an uncanny ability to magically terminate themselves when police are nearby. And, yet no major politician at the Democratic National Convention really talked about it.”

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“And there’s one area where Donald’s experience could be invaluable, and that’s closing Guantanamo. Because Trump knows a thing or two about running waterfront properties into the ground.”

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3. The Conservative Uncle.

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The stock market is doing great! Believe me, you’ve got nothing to cheer about.