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Luckily at this point, he identified himself as a police officer and showed me a badge. I had delivered pizza into the middle of a drug raid!

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3. Instead of a plank, stand in line at a bank!

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13. Yes I would love a beer but I am unable to accept it because I am a delivery DRIVER.

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If you’ve ever wanted to see what a living, breathing, real life troll looks like, meet Tim Lake, an Arizona robbery victim.

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When he got to me, I‘d say, “Cheesecakes.” Then his face would grow dark as it all came back to him; he hated me. Or rather, he hated my boss. He called him the “cheesecake man.” And while this isn’t a very cruel nickname, the way he said it, it had the earmarks of a racial slur. Now I was the “cheesecake boy.”

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The recent creation of a blog devoted exclusively to judging the tips we give delivery men has left the lazy and obese everywhere re-considering their relationship with the men (and the 5 delivery women in America) who enable our lethargy.