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Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert, knows the answer and has known it for years.

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We all feel stuck or frustrated at some point. Find a destiny, find mentors, meet your new friends, confront the obstacles, return home a changed person.

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Jon Macks has written jokes for President Obama, Bill Clinton, John Kerry and monologues for Steve Martin, Billy Crystal, Whoopi Goldberg, Chris Rock.

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The more time you spend comparing every single path the less decisive you are.

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I deserve to come home to a bed that has been made.

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Getting woken up in the middle of the night to wipe shit out of another human’s ass crack might not be your definition of rock-bottom, but it’s mine.

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I have made a conscious decision to remain a virgin until I am married for several reasons, all of which are fairly personal, but equally important to me.