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“I started looking into crowdfunding and used my entire network and raised approximately 2000 USD in 36 hours flat to go see her. There was NO chance in the world I would risk not getting to meet Lucy.”

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The truth behind every break-up excuse you’ve ever heard.

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“I only ever have sex dreams about you.”

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I tell the story because I’ve found if I admit there once was a problem, but claim to now be okay, people are quick to believe me. The truth is, I’m a liar.

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There was too much that I ignored when it came to you. I ignored my best friend when she told me you grabbed and caressed her ankles from under the table while you sat across from us.

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Any good detective will tell you that criminals who are guilty can’t help but return to the scene of the crime; neither can we.