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I’d Like To Go To Prison Now, Please

I’d Like To Go To Prison Now, Please

Luke Hart
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I guess all that is left for me is to plan my crime.

Explicit Instructions For My Funeral

Explicit Instructions For My Funeral

Wes Janisen Wes Janisen
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I would like to be buried, not cremated, the reason for this being partly because the mere thought of burning flesh makes me nauseous, but mostly because I don’t want anyone making any “flaming homosexual” jokes as I’m being set ablaze.

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