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Take a risk that you have been thinking about but have always been too afraid to attempt. Text that boy. Ask out that girl. Apply for that job. Take a chance. 

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The days I wanted to quit. The days I said I was done. The days I wanted to turn around and run, far and fast.

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Monday’s a bitch, and Wednesday’s the comedian of the group.

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I have never been complimented on my laugh before in my life – and this month, it has happened to me three times. So what’s changed?? Am I radiating my happiness more outwardly now than I used to?

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We are here now, it is enough.

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One day, you’ll have your “but I love me more” moment. And then your life will unfold like the finale of Sex & the City and you’ll be walking down a city street to “You’ve Got The Love.” I’m half joking about this.

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Monday is like touching a scalding hot seatbelt buckle. It’s dropping your toast, jelly side down or making toast and realizing you’re out of jelly. Monday is the opposite of bacon and the first cousin of black licorice.

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Tuesday is the haggard business woman you see rushing to work. She’s wearing her suit but you can see where her tights are starting to run and her shoes are worn thin.