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When we slip up in the parallel universe of social media, how do we cope with it in the real world?

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So basically like strip clubs and Quidditch, that’s what I think an internship consists of.

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If she doesn’t like my cats it’s kind of a deal breaker.

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No, not Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper, or Randy Jackson.

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I was supposed to interview Ryan Gosling and James Franco — the celebrated stars of the upcoming drama, Hey Girl, Hey Boi — at the Chateau Marmont but their publicist called me last minute and informed me that the two heartthrobs are on a raft somewhere in the Pacific Ocean and I have to meet them there if I want to do the interview.

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If James Franco has a brother, he has an obligation to explore the taboo of incest. It will be strange and shocking. Everyone will be horrified! And there James will be premiering the film, which will be called Even My Brother Wants To Fuck Me at the MoMA acting very satisfied with himself.