Ingredients: First things first, you need a girl who’s guarded and afraid to fall in love.
dating your roommate
I expected a lot from a man who couldn’t be bothered to send me a text back within a reasonable time frame. We’re talking two to three days, here.
You light your vanilla candle, the one your best friend gave you from Bath & Body Works that smells like middle school and memories. It’s 7 pm. You’re already half drunk and exhausted. It’s only Monday.
This is probably a bad idea.
These days, male millennials have developed a very, bad habit. They appear to have every trait of Mr. Right, until the prospect of Date #6 is hanging in the air.
A guy once ghosted me after we were dating for three months. He texted me a year and a half later, apologizing and asking for another chance. He told me that he was busy with work. Apparently too busy to actually break up with me for eighteen months.
Realizing the one night stand you had with a stranger was really an extended cousin you met again months later at your family reunion.
Couch sex: Get used to the short, sweet, no-frills couch sex. With parents for roommates, the luxury of traditional bed sex is usually not an option.
Wonder when it’s going to go away. This big black hole that has turned into your life. Wonder how people survive this. Wonder if you will die of a broken heart. Think about how that might be easier than living.
Life is too short to be with someone who can’t make you violently belly laugh.