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Love isn’t a purchasable commodity, it is not something you look for and find.

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I began to receive a large quantity of unsolicited advice from men who somehow now felt free to let me know what was wrong with me — and how I could fix myself to get more dates.

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“I admit it: I’ve stooped to snooping on boyfriends on many an occasion.”

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How in the hell can my mom get a date and I am stuck at home watching my sixth consecutive episode of Parks and Rec on Netflix?

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This is my Top Ten list of profiles that make me want to stay single (or become a lesbian).

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1. “The love of my life won’t be perfect.”