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Mercury retrograde makes you and everyone else late.

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When you date these men they are like puppies and constantly pee everywhere, not to hurt you or piss you off of course–but because they are still becoming acquainted with themselves.

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Travel more. It’s true they might have a whole continent on their doorstep but Euro-daters really do know how to use it to their romantic advantage.

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I keep hearing similar complaints on the dating front: all the singles suck in your city.

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Which one have you dated?