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LIBRA: Short tempers. Pessimism. Acting pushy.

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This whole failing at dating thing is starting to get to me. I’m beginning to think there’s something wrong with me.

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Here are some things you should never say to your partner if you want them to stick around to keep you warm as we head into the winter season.

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We seek relationships almost exclusively by looking for things that don’t actually matter.

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ESFJ: Unwillingness to commit.

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“I don’t date gamers, libertarians, men who aren’t nice to their moms, men who don’t open doors, men with two first names, men who dress badly, men who don’t read, men who instagram memes, unemployed men. I used to say I wouldn’t date a dude who weighed less than me, but I’ve changed my mind on that.”