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You might hear repeated requests from your loved ones to stop drinking so much coffee. You’re told that you need to cut down so you can get a good night’s rest. In response, you have plenty of excuses ready at hand to rationalize the hell out of your addiction – including a binder full of research filled with the reported benefits of caffeine consumption.

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Online dating is a bit of a hunting ground for narcissists, but perhaps no dating app attracts more narcissists than one focused solely on instant gratification – Tinder.

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“You came promising a cure, but instead you brought the disease.”

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You wander, like a lost, sick zombie trying to avoid the aisles and aisles of brains that you so desperately want to eat. Finally, after a few hours, you leave with two healthy snacks and bags full of candy

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If you read these you’re going to hell.

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You’re going to hell.

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Like Marilyn Monroe said: “a wise girl leaves her margarita before the leaves fall.”

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“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” – Mark Twain