It’s the feeling of thirst scratching down your throat and no glass of water can quench it down. It’s forgetting to feel hungry enough to want something. It’s trying to remember the answers to every question that starts with why.

Hollywood still hasn’t had a “come to Jesus” moment on the harshness of black life in America.

They whack on a rather lovely egg-head-shaped hat with huge goggles just for comical measure. You’ve interrogated all the staff about the death/life ratio, but no amount of reassurance seems to make you feel any safer. At this point your mind can’t make sense of what is about to happen and you really have to fight the urge to make a run for it.

My heart pounded against my chest and I hoped the jeans and denim shirt I had chosen to protect my skin would be enough if I toppled over into a gravel pit next to a rice paddy. On one of my first laps through town, motorbikes, cars, trucks with chickens on the back raced around us.

If Orange is the New Black, House of Cards and Hemlock Grove have been binge-watched and you need something to keep you entertained, look no further than to Netflix’s rising new favorites.

If there is only one new Netflix show you watch, better make it Daredevil.

If you love to sip on the madness of motion, or if you’re just curious what it feels like to fly like an eagle, or slice down a mountain on skies, but would never do it yourself… this is your chance to taste the thrill of motion, from the safety and comfort of wherever you are.

*Any player who says “That’s hot” while watching One Night In Paris must immediately consume three shots and then promptly go sit in a fucking corner.

A realistic Hulk story would involve Dr. Banner suing his employer for medical costs and then living off of the workman’s comp, drinking at local bars, and goading cocky townies into fights.