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Though worth the big screen viewing, don’t expect anything more than a stunning spectacle from Spectre. Here are the most disappointing aspects of the new Bond installment.

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Let us raise our razors to the hairless men of the world for all that they do to make themselves beautiful.

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Our meetings got moved to the warehouse he owned, where there was a pole I would get tied up to from time to time.

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Whenever I’m having a bad day, I just think about Olivia Wilde, the funny, intelligent actress who must have upset a gypsy for all the bad luck she’s had.

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Sky-fa-aalll, nothin’ but sky-fa-allllll. Okay; that’s not actually a song.

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Anyone who has seen it will tell you that The Dragon Lives Again is one of cinema’s finest achievements.

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$45 million is going to be raised for product and brand placement in the latest installment of the James Bond series. This figure will mean the new film, yet untitled other than by its codename “Bond23,” will command the highest price for product placement in cinema history.