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As I imagine you guys have plenty on your plate with a wedding approaching, I wanted to suggest some songs GUARANTEED to get people out of their chairs.

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We’ve come too far to give up who we are
So let’s raise the bar and our cups to the stars

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It is easy to forget that behind top artists is a record label, and that record label has a marketing department and PR teams which employ managers and directors to conceive witty ways to convince you to still BUY music.

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7) Vibrate/Silence: You are avoiding bill collectors/student loan people.

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Even by waning ‘90s celebrity status, Marilyn Manson is a hard guy to keep up with. One minute he’s co-authoring a coffee table book with Shia LaBeouf, the next you’ll spot him in the studio with the Daft Punk and Justice affiliate Mr. Oizo.

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It’s got everything a college student wants!

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There’s nothing better.

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“ATLiens”: If Lennon/McCartney had been born in rural Georgia in the late 70s, this is the album they would’ve made.