I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: There is NO substitute for caring.

Theres are hilarious (and terrible).

This story is ~wild~.

Nothing makes me happier than happy customers who just like to chat and be friendly. Those are the customers I want to keep checking in on and going back to because they’re kind. Kindness is everything in life folks and guess what? It’s free!

10/10 do not recommend doing this.

Everybody needs to use the bathroom — NOW

“This is probably not only the worst thing I’ve done in my career, it’s also the worst thing I’ve ever done in my life. I (very lightly) spiked one of the kids’ sprites. I just threw in the tiniest bit of vodka, because it’s odorless.”

For those of us who have worked service jobs, there have been MANY times where we just wanted to tell an annoying customer EXACTLY where to shove their bullshit. Now these guys are doing it for us!!

Is this something that we have learned as a society? Are we somehow socially inclined to treat women with less respect than we do men? Or is it simply that we are aware that we are able to treat people in customer service with a lesser degree of respect because their jobs are contingent upon them remaining polite to customers regardless of how rudely the customer treats them?

“He’s my husband! Find your own!”