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1. Painted cat whiskers on my face and told a boy—in graphic detail—about the crocodilian reproductive system.

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You know how sometimes you feel a bit left out of the trendy side of life? Yeah…me, too.

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Why is it OK for a man to walk around with his shirt off but it’s not OK for a woman to do it?

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25. Does frosting turn a muffin into a cupcake?

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I am 20 years old and I used to wear a platinum purity ring, but then I lost my virginity to a frat boy. A frat boy I wasn’t dating, and never planned on dating.

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Be prepared to drool over these luscious cupcakes!

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Pancakes would never tag you in an unflattering picture that they only uploaded because it’s a cute picture of them and not give a s*^t how bad you look.

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As an unpaid intern, one of the most dreaded questions your parents can ask is what you had for dinner. Unfortunately, you really only have one of two options.

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We all know pumpkin pie is delicious — we have spent the better part of the 21st century so far trying to cram that flavor combination into as many products as we possibly can.

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After all, the cupcake is the iPod of cake—portable, fashionable, perfectly sized for the busy urban dweller who can’t be hauling a birthday cake everywhere in case an unexpected cake craving (ca-kraving) should strike.