When the video went viral, a spokesperson for CERN assured the public that the event was merely an elaborate prank, a “work of fiction.” This would seem to put the controversy quickly to rest, if it weren’t for the fact that the man who recorded the act was soon after found dead.
Massachusetts: You have zero respect for the letter “r.”
“Have your ear plugging fingers ready, folks – it’s time to revisit some pure, unadulterated jingle bell suck…”
“Little Talks by Monsters And Men is about an elderly lady who recently lost her husband and is losing her mind while waiting to die so she can be with him again.”
“Cats were arranged into a spiral pattern on the wall. He had collected their eyes into a bowl in front of it.”
Caller: I need the police, there is a wild rabbit in my garden eating my garden vegetables.
I laughed about it. I made art about it. I wrote poems about it. I was never in denial, I just didn’t care.
“The heavy drinkers and drug users have given up on self-discovery and self-fulfillment and self-improvement; rather, they’ve embraced the horrendous mediocrity of their own existences by taking refuge in the short-lived fog of chemical ignorance.”
The best fighters and lovers are always the most passionate ones.
When people feel threatened by your confidence, they’ll do anything and everything to knock you down a peg. This was never clearer to me than it was last weekend, when my former best friend Kevin threw his 26th birthday party….