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She only wants to know because she is interested.

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You’re the only person I don’t find annoying. Is that bad?

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I’ve come to the decision that it’s fundamentally unfair that you exist.

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Brushing up against you. Even if we’re on a crowded bus, we’ll find a way to create our own personal space if we don’t like you. And if we do like you, we’ll make sure to rest our arms, or our thighs, up against yours.

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Find out they like something and suddenly become a certified expert on it.

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A crush on someone you hardly know.

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You have a crush for each category. Your collegiate crush (the kid down the hall, your TA), your gym crush (who always shows up at the exact same time as you do), your work crush (you have no idea what department they work in but you reallllllly want to say hi, and definitely never will).

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I used to think that your “first love” was always the first person you’ve ever dated. If that makes any sense.

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You don’t know my name. But I know your heart. I know that it beats to offset my laughter.

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Do you remember when you were a teenager, and you liked someone, the lengths which you went to in order to let them know?