Your own dating life is about to look a whole lot better.
“I had just watched Wreckit Ralph with my partner at the time, and later in the evening we’d been getting intimate, and JUST as she climbed on top of me she looked me in the eye and said ‘I’m gonna wreck it.'”
These people are filthy…and they love it.
You wore a combination of a mini jean skirt, a shirt with the word “princess” scrolled across the front, tennis shoes and tall white socks.
Oh god, feel the cringe, that second-hand cringe is almost on par with feeling it as it happens.
Really obvious subtweeting that makes everybody feel awkward.
We should just stay in today.
I feel bad for cringing so hard at this video, because I want to be open-minded.
Become employed as the “Before” model in “Before and After” plastic surgery ads.