“Oh gosh the news girl, Jodi Huisentruit has always haunted me…where is her body? Why hasn’t it been found? Sad. And why are there no suspects?”
“She told me she was going to do it, and she was caught carrying a bag of the bloody clothes she was wearing when she killed him.”
“Was in college when I was tied up at gunpoint with my roommates. Got beat up pretty good.”
“Consciously drowning. Imagine being totally awake and aware of your faculties, hopelessly stuck underwater, and having to convince yourself to breathe in or pass out.”
“You’d better pray to God that’s bigger than a .38 or I’m gonna beat you to death while I bleed out.”
When it comes to movies, it’s very rare to come across a genuinely terrifying movie that doesn’t rely on tropes and stereotypes and that doesn’t take their audience for innocent little dweebs.
“He spiked my drink himself so he could ‘save me’ and show me how caring he was.”
Basically 12 reasons I will never have another roommate.