These new mental powers could make Wilvert Teeter rich and famous, but he didn’t care about any of that. He just wanted to know for sure what other people were thinking about him.
I pinched, slapped, and even punched myself. I didn’t wake up because I already was.
“Witnessed a guy cut his own d*ck off and throw it at a pill nurse.”
Longevity privilege, crying privilege, emotional privilege, weight privilege, hair privilege, clothing privilege, sex work privilege, laziness privilege…should we continue?
“I was at home FaceTiming my cousin once when she passed the phone to my grandma. That’s when my grandma asked, ‘Who’s that girl sitting beside you?'”
“My partner and I received a 911 call from an old woman having a dispute with someone. We get to the house and she says she’s alone. We say who are you having a dispute with? She says, ‘Oh just this spirit in one of my rooms.'”
“Lee Harvey Oswald’s murder was on live TV. I imagine that was pretty crazy seeing Kennedy’s assassin assassinated.”
“When I got older, I realized the world wouldn’t wait for me. That I didn’t just have an endless amount of time to get my sh*t together. There would be no miracles and I would actually have to do something because no one was going to do it for me.”
“For what felt like forever it’s just me and some stranger in a ski mask, looking at each other, in the desolate woods. In the middle of winter. At 3 AM.”
“My cats went crazy at the precise moment my friend was getting killed in a car accident.”