“All I remember is watching the police pull up to our house, come inside, and shoot my father.”
“A lady that was really upset with her husband/boyfriend poured gasoline on him and tried to light him on fire.”
“They had buried the dead kid in the backyard with all of the dead animals.”
“My grandparents knew the Boston Strangler. He was a gentleman and often gave my grandmother a ride home because my grandfather asked him to.”
“You remind me of her,” Susan whispered from behind me.
Aries: You would be arrested for arson. When you’re angry, it’s impossible to calm you down. You scream and curse and flip your shit. Even after the argument is over and the dust has settled, you’re skilled at holding grudges.
These should keep you good and scared for the foreseeable future.
“A scream coming from my phone. Not a mild scream but a blood-curdling scream. Like someone was being murdered on the other end of the line.”
With their hearts firmly planted on their sleeve, a Pisces is Most Likely To Commit A Crime Of Passion.
“Cold death of the universe theory always spooks me. It’s the idea that the universe will eventually expand so far that it will become too cold to support life and it’ll just kinda go dark. It’s eerie and depressing.”