The Trials And Tribulations Of A Facebook Private Eye Zach Arlen “ The only description I have is his first name and a few facts. He’s relatively tall, he has dark features, and he likes to play basketball. She also said he’s most likely in a fraternity. Helen Keller could have given me more information.
I Double-Tapped My Ex’s Instagram Pic From 63 Weeks Ago And This Is What Happened Kathleen Smiley “ Here are the steps to liking a photo from 63 weeks ago: delete Instagram, set phone on fire, become the first person to live underwater.
21 Everyday Things That Can Totally Freak You Out Anonymous “ When someone calls you by your entire name!
8 Signs You Lost The Breakup Chelsea Fagan “ People keep telling you to join OKCupid. They tell you that there are other people out there for you, and that you broke up for a reason, and that you have to get back out there and try, or you’ll never fall in love again.
I’m Sorry I Liked Your Photo From Two Years Ago, Yes I Am Stalking You Charlotte Green “ How often do I stalk you on Facebook? Ehh, often. I would pretend here that I’m not constantly clicking over to see what you’re up to and gauge the attractiveness of the various people you’ve been banging who cruelly aren’t me, but that’s what I like doing in my spare time.
Dear Pretty Girls On Facebook Chelsea Fagan “ Pretty Facebook Girls, you are the unicorns of the social media world. Your life is a blur of candid photos that somehow come out looking like something that would win a week’s competition on America’s Next Top Model, and other girls subtly remarking on how cripplingly jealous they are of you in comments that are meant to look joking.
How To Be A Professional Creeper Chelsea Fagan “ Creeping is an almost pointless endeavor if you don’t have a trusted friend to whom you can show your findings with attached commentary such as “OMG isn’t she so beautiful it’s so unfair!!” or “Look at how cute his old blog was!”