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The premise could not be creepier.

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That’s when I felt it. A squirming feeling inside my brain. It almost felt like a Pac Man game being played inside my head. Like a snake slithering around from side to side. I could feel everything, I could feel the different directions it was turning.

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If your guy is guilty of any of the following offenses he may be a little too into you. Now I’m not saying to change your name and move to a new city, but I’m not… not saying that either.

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I have never told anyone about this… but it’s time to get something off my chest. I need to push the darkness of the one horrifying day of my childhood off of my chest like a bench press or the weight of it is going to eventually slip down and choke me to death.

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What *is* it about that song?

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I was crying because a woman can’t go on a f*cking hike without being seen as just another means to satisfy a man.

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1. “Don’t tell them I told you, but…” When you say this, you are giving people a clear-cut reason to never tell you anything of significance because you’ll spread it around. 2.

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Stare at him a lot. When he showers. When he reads. When he’s on the computer. When he’s on the toilet.

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As one YouTube commenter astutely notes, “the world needs more singers like this.”

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When it comes to dating sometimes even those of us with the best intentions wind up being an accidental creep.