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“He’s screaming “I don’t need it. I’ll never need it again so just take it”. And throws something at the door. His penis. He threw his penis.”

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I cannot make this shit up, guys. This is a real thing that actually happened today.

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This is the epitome of a “crazy girlfriend.”

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Recently at lunch, a coworker brought up a podcast he had listened to recently that discussed Flat-Earthers — people who truly believe that the Earth is flat. It is bananas.

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When I called them out, when I caught them in a lie, when I was hurt by something they said or did, the word always found its way back to me: crazy, crazy, crazy. At some point, it started losing its meaning. Or maybe it just stopped affecting me because I started to believe it.

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Regardless of how she might sound so far, the ambitious woman believes in love. She wants to find love, but she knows exactly what she wants.

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What if you are too overpowering, too strong, too independent or too passionate?

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Dating someone who won’t ever change their mind about you means that even if things don’t work out they won’t forget or regret you.