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Made him delete any attractive girls from Facebook.

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Made him delete any attractive girls from Facebook.

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This is the epitome of a “crazy girlfriend.”

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Let’s face it, crazy women are great in bed.

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Guys are simple creatures. If he tells you he loves you, accept it. Finding a receipt from Chipotle for two will only cause your brain to short-circuit and implode until he mentions he bought his best friend dinner last night.

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Ask him for what he can’t give.

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Yes, boo. I was always this crazy.

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Have you dated anyone like them?

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Like the polluted, magenta-hued New York sunset best visible when driving west on the LIE, the craziest girls are often masked in beauty.

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Girls who call guys creepy are girls who solicit attention they have no intention of returning so that they can complain about it and feel better about themselves.