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There’s something about us that makes people want more.

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“Don’t get involved.”

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Love the crazy girl because she is an expert on the importance of loving herself.

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Without the room with the decapitated heads, duck vaginas, and voodoo dolls.

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These are two terms that have the potential of a fully-loaded double-barrel shotgun, and can be just as destructive in the hands of the wrong person.

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Have you dated anyone like them?

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I will hide this crazy for a good amount of time. I will bottle up all of these emotions and they will come pouring out on a rainy day. I will be the cool one, the carefree spirit, the giver and never the taker until I force myself to break.

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4. Show him what he’s missing.

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You catch yourself giving sage, almost weary advice to girls who are no more than two years younger than you. (You punctuate this advice with, “You’re so young.”)

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Like the polluted, magenta-hued New York sunset best visible when driving west on the LIE, the craziest girls are often masked in beauty.