He said she had posted an ad to Craigslist’s “Woman seeking Men” category with the title, “I want to put a hit on myself.”
Along with being young and bangable (not that he wants to bang you, he swears), you just have to promise to hang out with him for the whole festival and also really, really hate Diplo.
It was not until I leaned my ear against the wall that I heard the screams. I had moved to Brattleboro, Vermont for a fresh start.
“I, um, let a dog lick peanut butter off my balls once.”
Sometimes you only need to do enough. You don’t need to take every dollar.
When asked why she did it, she simply replied, “I’m a loon.”
Craigslist is hell.
Father Anthony Brinkman posted this ad on Craigslist. He was looking for someone to have sex with his 11-year-old daughter while he watched. He claims to have wanted this “for a long time.”
Totally killed him with kindness, and it’s totally hilarious!
The ultimate revenge.