He said she had posted an ad to Craigslist’s “Woman seeking Men” category with the title, “I want to put a hit on myself.”
This Fuckboy Will Take You And A Friend To Coachella For Free — But Only If You’re Young, Insanely Hot, And Hate Diplo
Along with being young and bangable (not that he wants to bang you, he swears), you just have to promise to hang out with him for the whole festival and also really, really hate Diplo.
“I, um, let a dog lick peanut butter off my balls once.”
When asked why she did it, she simply replied, “I’m a loon.”
Father Anthony Brinkman posted this ad on Craigslist. He was looking for someone to have sex with his 11-year-old daughter while he watched. He claims to have wanted this “for a long time.”
Totally killed him with kindness, and it’s totally hilarious!