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Due to the overwhelming support she’s gotten from her find, she’s decided to set out and find some of the world’s other rare and missing treasures.

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Case closed!

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As media outlets around the world just reported, Nirvana has been nominated as an inductee into the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame. This is, of course, no surprise.

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Sure, she may have procured Chris Farley’s heart and soul after he passed, but she was married to Kurt Cobain.

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And although Bob Saget isn’t an insult comic, I still get insulted when people call him a comic.

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What do they mean by “alcohol”? Please be more specific. I want to Google it because I’m sure there are healing properties. But for some reason I don’t and I end up at home. Dry and speechless.

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I’m certain my feminist beliefs largely stem from my time spent in diapers, wearing my favorite necklace, jamming out to Janet’s “Nasty” while eating fudgesickles.

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I want to be the girl with the most cake.

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Do you guys like Hole?

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Rihanna’s true purpose behind this tour is not to give everyone diamonds and get them drunk in higher altitudes like she’s made it seem to the media.