Proposal: Let’s Open A Love Store

If they sold love at the store, it would be easier on us all. You’d find the gourmet products on the top shelf: Artisanal passion. Small-batch pining. Hand-pulled heart strings. There’d be little four-packs of love-replacement shakes. It’d be like Soylent™, but for lovers!

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