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Twitter user Drew Brands tweeted the video that he magically captured on camera, and there’s a reason it has over 400k likes — it’s really freaking hilarious.

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Well, that escalated quickly.

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Guys, you need to be a good liar for the times when you need to lie to the girl you love. I’m not saying it’s good to lie to the woman you love — I’m saying it’s necessary.

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I think the universe takes people out of our lives for many reasons even if those reasons hurt.

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Warning: Only send these texts if you’re ready for clothing to come off.

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If he doesn’t talk about his childhood or family this could be a sign he doesn’t intend on getting close.

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These little things are what will make me fall for you every day and what will make me stay. Forever. No matter what.

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Let me be the one who stayed.

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There’s a fear we don’t talk about much: a growing realization that we may not get to realize every dream. It complicates timelines.

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Do expect to meet his friends…but don’t put them down.