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Taurus: Channel your baddest version of Mother Nature through this lusciously devious Uman Thurman character: Poison Ivy.

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Who actually thought this was a good idea?

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Halloween is one of the most fun days of the year and with the ease of ordering costume essentials on eBay there’s no excuse not to get into the holiday spirit.

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“Top prize!” President Obama declared.

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Trick-or-treating ain’t no game.

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Look, it’s a stick figure running around in the dark with Mickey Mouse ears!

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Sometimes one of the bravest things you can do is go to a party alone. That, and playing dead around a bear. It’s a toss-up.

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Well, I’m a ginger with a goatee and a receding hairline. Thinking maybe I’ll just buzz my hair down the middle, wear a black t-shirt and be Louis C.K.