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Taurus: Channel your baddest version of Mother Nature through this lusciously devious Uman Thurman character: Poison Ivy.

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Who actually thought this was a good idea?

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Halloween is one of the most fun days of the year and with the ease of ordering costume essentials on eBay there’s no excuse not to get into the holiday spirit.

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“Top prize!” President Obama declared.

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Trick-or-treating ain’t no game.

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Look, it’s a stick figure running around in the dark with Mickey Mouse ears!

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Sometimes one of the bravest things you can do is go to a party alone. That, and playing dead around a bear. It’s a toss-up.

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Well, I’m a ginger with a goatee and a receding hairline. Thinking maybe I’ll just buzz my hair down the middle, wear a black t-shirt and be Louis C.K.

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I’m not trying to pretend like I know what it is to be black in America and have to deal with a bunch of ignorant white nonsense on a regular basis but is this really one of those times? Like, honestly. I want to know.

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This is the girl who writes psychoanalysis terms on a nightdress and calls herself “A Freudian Slip” or the guy who Sharpies onto a plain white t-shirt “404 Error. No Costume Found.”