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See cars driving very slow and very odd in the middle of the night. Like at store parking lots, churches, closed parks. Think they might be casing or whatever its odd enough for a casual contact. Fucking Pokemon Go every time.

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“Technically, I pulled myself over.”

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“When SWAT pulled her out, she had completed multiple circumcisions on herself with the scissors, completely cut her nipples off, and had sodomized herself multiple times with multiple steak knives.”

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“The area was notoriously known for a gruesome murder that has still gone unsolved. While sitting there I noticed something shoot across the back of my car in my rear view mirror.”

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“I was breaking into the house to steal the marijuana so I could turn it into the police station and get the house owner in trouble.”

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“I pulled over Chewbacca on his way to a convention.”

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As body and dash cameras for police officers have become a modern regularity, many people start to wonder what will evolve for those who ‘serve and protect’ the world.

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However, as a Sagittarius you are extremely hard to pin down, so it is likely that you would never even end up in jail.

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Pain is a very strange thing. It can sharpen your senses, make the world seem clearer, if applied in the right dosage. But if there’s too much, then it begins to blur everything and you find that your world no longer makes sense. That was how the world seemed to me, a soupy mess of nonsense. There was pain, of course, thick and ever-present. But I couldn’t tell where it began or where it ended.

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TV is a ruthless beast.  It’s basically ruined my life.  And I’m not just referring to flattening my ass and removing any trace of a college education.