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The people you underestimate usually end up becoming super successful in the same way that the “cool kids” end up becoming complacent.

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I’m never going to be a Daria, as much as the internet tries to convince me I should be. I’ll always be a Kimmy Schmidt. Loud, passionate, and maybe a bit much.

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Sorry internet, but I don’t see the big hoo-har about Beyoncé.

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While being an impressive person is nice, it really only means something if you are impressing yourself.

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It’s such a terrible feeling to want to reject who you are. The reality is that I was not built to be an Olsen twin. I was not built to sit around doing coke with people who looked amazing in Balenciaga.

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An ironic thing about many adults who had easy, loving childhoods is that they tend to have a plethora of problems that you’d never really expect.

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A ton of attractive youngins parading around, doing Molly for the first time (maybe?). It was such a spectacle to observe and I felt kind of old.

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Settling on a tattoo is one of the hardest decisions you’ll make. Or it should be, anyway, unless you are really okay with something embarrassing branded on you in a language that you barely understand.