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The people you underestimate usually end up becoming super successful in the same way that the “cool kids” end up becoming complacent.

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I’m never going to be a Daria, as much as the internet tries to convince me I should be. I’ll always be a Kimmy Schmidt. Loud, passionate, and maybe a bit much.

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Sorry internet, but I don’t see the big hoo-har about Beyoncé.

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While being an impressive person is nice, it really only means something if you are impressing yourself.

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It’s such a terrible feeling to want to reject who you are. The reality is that I was not built to be an Olsen twin. I was not built to sit around doing coke with people who looked amazing in Balenciaga.

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An ironic thing about many adults who had easy, loving childhoods is that they tend to have a plethora of problems that you’d never really expect.

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A ton of attractive youngins parading around, doing Molly for the first time (maybe?). It was such a spectacle to observe and I felt kind of old.

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Settling on a tattoo is one of the hardest decisions you’ll make. Or it should be, anyway, unless you are really okay with something embarrassing branded on you in a language that you barely understand.

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Unfortunately, while our culture claims to not like bullies, our consumer practices show otherwise.

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I can’t help but be a little jealous when peers of mine are friends with super cool writers and musicians while I’m just at home listening to shoegaze in the bathtub for the millionth time. HOW DO I BREAK IN TO THIS CROWD? Does it involve leaving my apartment? Because I just don’t know how I feel about that…