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Life is hard. Hope you are too.

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If your partner says it doesn’t feel as good with a condom, suggest trying out a new kind of thinner or texturized ones.

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“I laughed him out of my vagina.”

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“I said no, she kept going, it hurt.”

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“We take off our clothes and she has a brown doo-doo line in her underwear.”

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“Panties with used pantyliner stuck to them. Spread allover the bathroom floor.”

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“I thought condoms were a piece of candy you ate so you didn’t get pregnant.”

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“I went into jail with one sock and a condom still on.”