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Kendra Syrdal is probably in a bad mood. Unless she’s writing, making fun of something, or eating tater tots.

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3. Take the last piece of pizza.

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Six in the morning at the hotel by the elevator and the guy stumbled over to us and said, “My wife just left me for good.” First the guy said, “how you two doing?” I said, Ok.

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What is it about y’all that just sounds so damn friendly? Whatever it is, we love it and we kinda want it. Why else does almost every British person sing in a US accent, hmm?

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1. Slow, but FREE Wi-Fi.