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Whatever messages these companies were trying to relay to their audiences, you would certainly know it flopped when a supposedly positive McDonald’s commercial gets you to not eat at McDonald’s for a month!

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Sometimes I’ll cry about worthy things, but a lot of times I’ll cry because I chipped a nail three days after getting a manicure. It depends on a lot of circumstances. Am I dramatic? Absolutely. Do I get a pass because I’m a girl and being dramatic is in my nature? Absolutely.

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Meth! Mmmm, Meth!

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Jake from State Farm.

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Cialis, Buick, Progressive, Coors Light, and Chevy.

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After over 20 years of ignoring it, I’m finally ready to stand up to the Bubble Tape bullies.

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A trip down memory lane.

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This is beautiful.

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Holy crap.

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A Chinese commercial for breast stimulators.