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This is a micro-skill. Training the audience to do what you want them to do. To have fun and laugh at your humor. To be a success right there on the stage.

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I’m pretty sure Idris Elba is an absolute doll in real life, but at Dunder Mifflin, the man has got some issues.

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You see said baby and think to yourself, “Yeah, I could do this. Look at these little feet. And toes. And oh my god – did she just poop herself?”

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“Sex felt like putting a tampon in.”

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ARIES: You’re the one who’s passed out on the floor because you “won” the drinking contest. Depending on what time of night it is, your friends may or may not have already drawn a mustache on your face with a Sharpie.

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“Called an Uber. Turns out her dad was the driver.”

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He uses every skill in the comic’s toolbox. And probably many more that I haven’t been able to understand yet.

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Ross, like Chandler, has humor and wit that are appealing to most women, he is undoubtedly the smartest of the bunch

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“She cashed a check and when they asked if she wanted big or small bills, she said regular size.”

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“He thought New York City was in California.”