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15 Hilarious Signs Your Biological Clock Is Seriously Fucking With You

15 Hilarious Signs Your Biological Clock Is Seriously Fucking With You

Avatar Courtney Dercqu
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You see said baby and think to yourself, “Yeah, I could do this. Look at these little feet. And toes. And oh my god – did she just poop herself?”

‘Is It In Yet?’: 30 Women Describe The Smallest Penis They’ve Ever Seen

‘Is It In Yet?’: 30 Women Describe The Smallest Penis They’ve Ever Seen

Lorenzo Jensen III
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“Sex felt like putting a tampon in.”

How To Spot Your Zodiac Sign At A Party

How To Spot Your Zodiac Sign At A Party

Avatar Alana Capri
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ARIES: You’re the one who’s passed out on the floor because you “won” the drinking contest. Depending on what time of night it is, your friends may or may not have already drawn a mustache on your face with a Sharpie.

The Morning-After Nightmare: 30 People Describe What Happened After Waking Up From A One-Night Stand

The Morning-After Nightmare: 30 People Describe What Happened After Waking Up From A One-Night Stand

Lorenzo Jensen III
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“Called an Uber. Turns out her dad was the driver.”

Episode 240: THIS IS COMEDY — GARY GULMAN BREAKS DOWN THE BEST JOKE IN THE WORLD

Episode 240: THIS IS COMEDY — GARY GULMAN BREAKS DOWN THE BEST JOKE IN THE WORLD

Avatar James Altucher
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He uses every skill in the comic’s toolbox. And probably many more that I haven’t been able to understand yet.

Ranking Each ‘Friends’ Character Based On How They Would Be In Real Life

Ranking Each ‘Friends’ Character Based On How They Would Be In Real Life

Avatar Mike Zacchio
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Ross, like Chandler, has humor and wit that are appealing to most women, he is undoubtedly the smartest of the bunch

25 Men Share The Moment They Realized Their Girlfriend Or Wife Was A Total Moron

25 Men Share The Moment They Realized Their Girlfriend Or Wife Was A Total Moron

Lorenzo Jensen III
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“She cashed a check and when they asked if she wanted big or small bills, she said regular size.”

25 Women Share The Moment They Realized Their Boyfriend Or Husband Was A Total Moron

25 Women Share The Moment They Realized Their Boyfriend Or Husband Was A Total Moron

Lorenzo Jensen III
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“He thought New York City was in California.”

Jim Norton — Dropout And Laugh (A Comedian’s Journey)

Jim Norton — Dropout And Laugh (A Comedian’s Journey)

Avatar James Altucher
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What a pleasure to combine the deeply personal with my professional passions. The result is always so much better as well. Because we have the story and the rapport, and we can get right down to learning the topic I love best: how to achieve peak performance in any area of life.

Everything I Learned About Success I Learned From These Ten Sitcoms

Everything I Learned About Success I Learned From These Ten Sitcoms

Avatar James Altucher
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Since I was a kid, they have been my parents and mentors and friends. I’d come home from school and watch sitcom after sitcom all day and night. For better or worse, they raised me. And still do.

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