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37 Shitty Vinyl Records That Are Worth More Than Your Rent

37 Shitty Vinyl Records That Are Worth More Than Your Rent

Lorenzo Jensen III
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Here, ranked in order from most to least expensive, are super-lame yet super-rare vinyl LPs that cost more than your monthly rent.

23 Ways Neat Freaks Secretly Suck At Life

23 Ways Neat Freaks Secretly Suck At Life

Avatar Mélanie Berliet
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They don’t understand why you won’t let go of that tattered sweatshirt you’ve loved to literal shreds.

30 Passive-Aggressive Comments That Are Definitely Worse Than Outright Insults

30 Passive-Aggressive Comments That Are Definitely Worse Than Outright Insults

Avatar Mélanie Berliet
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I’m sure you’re doing the best you can.

18 Things That Women Think Men Like (But Men Actually HATE)

18 Things That Women Think Men Like (But Men Actually HATE)

Lorenzo Jensen III
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“Baby talk. I want you to sound like a woman, not a child.”

37 Of The Most Horrifyingly STUPID Tattoos You Will Never Be Able To Unsee

37 Of The Most Horrifyingly STUPID Tattoos You Will Never Be Able To Unsee

Jessica Winters
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Sometimes bad decisions last forever—or at least until you can afford a coverup.

37 Guys Describe Their Most Awkward, Humiliating, And Hilarious Public Erection

37 Guys Describe Their Most Awkward, Humiliating, And Hilarious Public Erection

Lorenzo Jensen III
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“I posed for a private all-female Catholic college as a figure model for their art class and got a boner.”

41 Hilarious Ways To Mess With Your Coworkers’ Heads

41 Hilarious Ways To Mess With Your Coworkers’ Heads

Lorenzo Jensen III
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“I have hidden a tiny speaker in an adjacent cubicle wall that emits a soft cat meow every two hours.”

40 Signs You Definitely Grew Up With Brothers

40 Signs You Definitely Grew Up With Brothers

Avatar Taylor Porter
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Your Barbies won’t make it out alive.

35 Straight Men Confess The ‘Gayest’ Thing They’ve Ever Done

35 Straight Men Confess The ‘Gayest’ Thing They’ve Ever Done

Lorenzo Jensen III
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“I once held hands in a circle with nine other guys while we both danced to and sang along with Shania Twain’s ‘I Feel Like a Woman.’”

The Way You Do Anything, Is The Way You Do Everything

The Way You Do Anything, Is The Way You Do Everything

Avatar James Altucher
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The way you get good at tennis, comedy, music, nutrition, relationships, is the way you get good at business, success, living a long and healthy life.

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