“Live, laugh, love.” Translation: Worship at my feet or I’ll put your cat in the blender.
“There are no good women left.” Well, then, GTFO this site, then.
“Avoiding ‘girly’ food and drinks. If eating a crepe threatens your manliness, your masculinity is too fragile!”
“At one point, during sex, he talked about wanting to kidnap and rape my niece.”
“He thought the sun and the moon are the same thing and ‘the sun just turns off at night.’”
“She thought Egypt was in Europe. When I said it was in Africa, she asked, ‘Wait, when did they move it?'”
But unfortunately, I am terrible at taking advice from strangers. So forgive me for rolling my eyes.