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“I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.” — Jon Stewart

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We watched Comedy Central for our news, and Fox News for some comedy.

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This sure is a story for the wedding toasts.

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Amy Schumer on butts and poop culture.

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It’s not that Noah’s tweets were offensive – it’s that they were kind of accurate.

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You know that in order to climb the career ladder, sacrifices must be made. Like teaching aerobics to senior citizens.

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Jon Stewart has been the political voice for young people for the past 16 years and will be greatly missed.

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If you haven’t seen Comedy Central’s hilarious Nathan For You, your life is a dark, meaningless pit of sadness.

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There is no funnier show on television than Nathan For You.

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I don’t like taking things in context. It ruins my credibility, and it hurts my brain.