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Steven Wright quotes are hilarious. Wright is an American comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He’s best known for his slow, deadpan comedy.

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What a pleasure to combine the deeply personal with my professional passions. The result is always so much better as well. Because we have the story and the rapport, and we can get right down to learning the topic I love best: how to achieve peak performance in any area of life.

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Ali Wong delivers a hilarious, hour-long special about work, marriage, hoarding, feminism, and more – all while casually being seven months pregnant.

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Drunk? Hungover? Regretting everything? Needing a cocktail without the tail? Say it all without being censored just because you like dick and/or black out sometimes.

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To be human is to be a little…messy. But to be a functional mess is pure art.

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In my early twenties / gossip made me stressed / but lately I don’t give a shit / ’cause I’m the fucking best

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Bacon Fact #18: Bacon is healthier than crystal meth.

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“You found it offensive? I found it funny. That’s why I’m happier than you.”

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I can’t BOWL-lieve how funny this is!

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When she gave us new things to think about post-sex.