What you will remember is the last look you’ll have at your apartment, dorm, or house, where you played Cards Against Humanity until 3 a.m. with your roommates two Sundays prior.
Why dopamine-chasing through sex will only leave you with a life of regret…
On your way to the test, considering how to get out of it…but at the same time desperately wanting it to be over with.
Every college student is bound to make a mistake that will ultimately ruin their grade. And for this guy, that mistake happened to be an absolutely hilarious one.
Okay, come on, you totally know you were thinking the same thing when you read about the “cougar sitings.”
I could change my appearance for you, but how am I supposed to change the way I am and how I feel inside?
It’s too late to do that or to date him or to change careers. It’s too late for me.
She misread all the signals and things got awkward fast.
At this rate, she’s going to run the world someday.
Sometimes you catch yourself saying “Back in the good old days,” when you refer to Kindergarten, when naptime was a thing.