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“For clarity here, for the record, I have never eaten a booger in my entire life.”

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Relieving rapists of their responsibility, colleges articulate their passive acceptance of violence on women. Tasked with preparing the next generation for progress, they instead solidify a status quo of misogyny and gender violence.

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The kid who takes drinking games way too seriously. You’re scared to play him in beer pong not because he’s good, but because he will freak out if he loses.

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The banner promises to “finish what Katrina started,” in reference to the devastating Hurricane Katrina that killed thousands and misplaced hundreds of thousands.

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Anything is better than wasting your time pretending to be interested in something you aren’t.

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A few reasons why the National Football League trumps NCAA football in terms of on-field product and fan culture.

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Michigan sees all four seasons and each is beautiful.

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So, here’s to you, college football.

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David loaded his slingshot with pebbles and aimed it at Goliath’s head, hardly daring for anything short of a miracle. Surprising to all, the latter came crashing down in one fell swoop.