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There’s nothing better than a nice, warm cup of coffee to start your day. Here are some coffee jokes you’re going to love:

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Anything chocolate or chocolate flavored. You dip that chocolate muffin in your coffee, you’ll be orgasming then and there.

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Rise: Original Black (12 Pack) If you are someone who likes to keep things traditional, Rise: Original Black Nitro Cold Brew Coffee is for you.

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So, for the time being I continue my three coffees, three teas a day habit.  

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Most likely a Libra ordered something and the machine isn’t working properly so they settled for a water and a snack instead.

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Who really functions on just one cup of coffee? Do those people really even exist? I don’t know them.

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What’s the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

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You might hear repeated requests from your loved ones to stop drinking so much coffee. You’re told that you need to cut down so you can get a good night’s rest. In response, you have plenty of excuses ready at hand to rationalize the hell out of your addiction – including a binder full of research filled with the reported benefits of caffeine consumption.