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Most likely a Libra ordered something and the machine isn’t working properly so they settled for a water and a snack instead.

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Who really functions on just one cup of coffee? Do those people really even exist? I don’t know them.

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What’s the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

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You might hear repeated requests from your loved ones to stop drinking so much coffee. You’re told that you need to cut down so you can get a good night’s rest. In response, you have plenty of excuses ready at hand to rationalize the hell out of your addiction – including a binder full of research filled with the reported benefits of caffeine consumption.

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Whoever thought of this is definitely a Sagittarius.

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It’s the best day of the year, so you’d better be ready to crank up your caffeine intake.

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You satisfy me every time.

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New research is showing why drinking coffee might actually decrease your risk of death. No, seriously!

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Oh, it sounds terrible that you can’t pay me. I bet you can’t even pay for this ginormous Chai Latte. Quick, let’s run before the bill comes!

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and we Americans and Canadians shake our heads
this is why your economy is in the shits
you close your shops for 3 hours a day to take naps
to drink coffee for 4 hours
you think not of the future
and because of it you are fucked.