You might hear repeated requests from your loved ones to stop drinking so much coffee. You’re told that you need to cut down so you can get a good night’s rest. In response, you have plenty of excuses ready at hand to rationalize the hell out of your addiction – including a binder full of research filled with the reported benefits of caffeine consumption.
Whoever thought of this is definitely a Sagittarius.
It’s the best day of the year, so you’d better be ready to crank up your caffeine intake.
You satisfy me every time.
New research is showing why drinking coffee might actually decrease your risk of death. No, seriously!
Oh, it sounds terrible that you can’t pay me. I bet you can’t even pay for this ginormous Chai Latte. Quick, let’s run before the bill comes!
and we Americans and Canadians shake our heads
this is why your economy is in the shits
you close your shops for 3 hours a day to take naps
to drink coffee for 4 hours
you think not of the future
and because of it you are fucked.
I thought about all the things
That I loved.
I guess I’m not like other girls.
Thank you for never questioning, never judging, never prodding, never abandoning.