Most likely a Libra ordered something and the machine isn’t working properly so they settled for a water and a snack instead.

Who really functions on just one cup of coffee? Do those people really even exist? I don’t know them.

What’s the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

You might hear repeated requests from your loved ones to stop drinking so much coffee. You’re told that you need to cut down so you can get a good night’s rest. In response, you have plenty of excuses ready at hand to rationalize the hell out of your addiction – including a binder full of research filled with the reported benefits of caffeine consumption.

Whoever thought of this is definitely a Sagittarius.

It’s the best day of the year, so you’d better be ready to crank up your caffeine intake.

You satisfy me every time.

New research is showing why drinking coffee might actually decrease your risk of death. No, seriously!

Oh, it sounds terrible that you can’t pay me. I bet you can’t even pay for this ginormous Chai Latte. Quick, let’s run before the bill comes!

and we Americans and Canadians shake our heads
this is why your economy is in the shits
you close your shops for 3 hours a day to take naps
to drink coffee for 4 hours
you think not of the future
and because of it you are fucked.