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I think The Empress — a card of nurturing and abundance — would approve.

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Despite your better judgement, you begrudgingly made a Tinder profile.

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When you whip out a batch of lemon infused vodka popsicles at an outdoor shindig, you’re pretty much guaranteed to be everyone’s favorite guest.

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At the end of a long work day, some of us seek relief and relaxation in the form of a nice glass of liquor (in moderation!). It’s just a matter of finding that perfect drink.

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Wearing nice underwear.

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If you’re ever in need of a drink, some of these sound strangely delicious, and others just strange.

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1. The not-nightclub-nightclub, complete with one strobe light and DEEEJAAAAAYY NOOOONAAAMMMEEE *siren noise* *siren noise* *siren noise* You were convinced to go here by some guy passing out sad neon flyers and you knew it was a bad idea as…

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This is called mommy-ology

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7. The length of your eyelashes.

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If you’re looking for another round of cosmopolitans or appletinis, you may find yourself alone at the bar.