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Life is never easy—but it’s a little bit easier once you learn how to use a tampon.

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This is not the first time that big corporations have funded health research and it is definitely not the first time we have heard contrasting arguments over diet and exercise importance on the media.

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1. 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavour allowing you to keep it down.

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It’s for breast cancer awareness.

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Wow, this is really cool!

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As the masses love the World Cup, the World Cup doesn’t seem to be doing much for the masses in Brazil

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The quote on the Statue of Liberty doesn’t say ‘give me your English-speaking only, Christian-believing, heterosexual masses.’

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Gerber had some issues selling their baby products in France. If you speak French, you can guess why. “Gerber” means “to vomit” in French.

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“SPF 2013” by Very Pale Featuring U.V. Rays

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10. Backup Jorts.